Jam

Jam is the secret anti-personnel weapon of Russian partisans. It is often used together with Tula weapon gingerbread. In addition to the main effect, it demoralizes the enemy with hordes of flies that quickly fly to the affected target.

Jam production
Jam is produced by Jam-Cooking Special Forces (Air Force), consisting of a few rabid grandmothers whose activities the state still took control of.

War jam is made from ravenous berries and fruits. . First they are grown, then they are intensely fought with them, killed and boiled until fully cooked.

Jam shells
For firing cannons in Russia, shells and kernels were used, mainly in the form of cans with various types of jam, such as, for example:
 * "Raspberry-3" - a can of vigorous raspberries, which in a collision with the aim of causing multiple lesions by cracking raspberries into small pieces.
 * Intercontinental projectile “Cranberry” - long-coated sugared shells, which are a huge genetically modified predatory cranberries. It is used to bombard enemy bases.
 * “Blueberry Forte” - a shell from blueberry jam, very dirty enemy infantry, after which the latter is clearly visible in the conditions of the Russian winter.

New technologies
Not so long ago, crazy chefs suggested using jam in basins to shell enemy territory. Such bombardments are called covering the pelvis. Often, alcohol is added to the jam basin to bring confusion and stagger into the ranks of the enemy.

Sometimes gunpowder, lead, TNT, LSD are also added to the jam to enhance the effect of the jam shell and even more demoralize the enemy troops.